Burger shot Unveils New All-You-Can-Eat Assisted Suicide Dinners For Terminally Ill Customers
by Heather Lorem
2020-05-10 12:15:56
Los Santos, SA—Touting the offer as an ethical, mouth-watering option for those suffering from incurable diseases, burger Shot unveiled a new all-you-can-eat assisted suicide dinner Thursday for terminally ill customers. “Whether you are suffering from late-stage cancer or a degenerative neurological disease, Burger Shot is proud to offer our new Life-Ending triple Decker for just $12.99 a person,” said spokesperson Monica Gomes, adding that the deal, which also included Burger shot’s signature unlimited buttersticks, Pizzas, and fries, was guaranteed to make diners’ final moments fast, painless, and delicious. “Rather than waiting for your own slow and excruciating death, take control of your last moments with our Burger favorites, including our famous butter filled bacon burger or our newest addition to the menu, Mables(its a stick of butter dipped in mayo and deepfried). So, come on down to Burger Shot—when you’re here, you can die with family.” At press time, burger shot had come under fire for a graphic television commercial showing a waiter solemnly closing an elderly woman’s eyes after taking her final bite of thick bacon.
Article by Heather Lorem.
Accident on Los Santos International
by Thomas Eddison
2020-05-10 12:01:56
A person was killed late Thursday after a plane was struck by another plane landing at an airport in Los Santos, San Andreas, officials said.
The plane crash was on runway 17R by a landing aircraft on Thursday evening, the Los Santos International Airport in Los Santos said, adding that the incident was being probed. The deceased was an adult, emergency officials added.
The airport said that a pilot had spotted an unauthorized plane on the runway before the death was reported.
“According to initial information, Adios Airlines Flight 1392 reported to Los Santos International Airport that they saw an unauthorized plane taxing on runway 17-Right, after their aircraft (a Boeing 737) touched down at 8:12 p.m. Central Time on Thursday,” the airport said.
Article by Thomas Eddison.
Crime: Jabal Crime Family
by Matthew Dopsey
2020-05-10 11:34:43
It is evident that crime in San Andreas have had a spike in the passed couple of weeks but when did it really happen? Indian immigrant from Mumbai, Rajut Patel established the organization in the 1990s as part of the Mumbai faction of the Liberty City crime family. An internal war broke out by the early 2000s which resulted in the death of acting captain Marjik Aziz and his brothers, allowing the Patels to overtake the Liberty City crime Family as the preeminent crime family in Liberty city. Rajut's son Semar was indicted in 2004 and imprisoned from 2007 until 2012 for murders in which he participated in 1991, causing a power struggle among criminals in Liberty City. During Semar's imprisonment, his son Rajut Jr. was killed in 2009, and Rajut Sr. was shot by a sniper while in his home in 2010. Upon Semar's release, several people were killed in what was suspected to be retaliation for the murders of his family. Semar died of natural causes in 2013, and the head of the Family is now assumed to have changed to another unknown member, Since then the grip of the indian family known as Jabal Family in San Andreas seems to be stronger and stronger, San Andreas News got exclusive information on arrests made by the Sheriff's department over the last few weeks.
